Well really, no, because that’s absolutely gross. But I’ve gone….
Gone vacationing.
Gone laughing with girlfriends.
Gone drinking mojitos and pina coladas, poolside of course.
Gone packing more beauty products than a six night stay could ever warrant.
Gone kissing… dolphins.
Gone responsibly tanning – by first slathering on myriad SPF products.
Gone relaxing with the embrace of an ocean breeze and sand stuck to my toes.
Gone spa’ing.
Gone book reading.
Gone fine dining, and very fine drinking.
Gone tag-cutting all the new dresses a summer vacation requires.
Gone wavy and natural.
Gone unwinding.
Gone serenity-searching by day, dancing by night.
Gone away.
